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What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

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What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.