What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.