Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
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They both work in gastronomy
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
Pig in a blanket.
An acrocat!
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.
The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.
That thing hurts!
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
A short woman trying like hell.
Batman can go out at night without Robin
One has culture.
Take your combat boot off his head.
A pat on the head.
