Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
They both work in gastronomy
A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!
Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Because their heads are so far from their bodies!
Standing on his head!
Hey that's my toque!!
Well, this was a waste of Thyme.
Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.
Wraps
