Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
They both work in gastronomy
Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
A celery increase.
A dry doc.
A STD.
Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Because he used a non-stick pan.
The steaks have never been higher
Wraps
I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.
Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.
