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What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

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What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.