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What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.