What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

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What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies.