Std Jokes

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Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

Kool Aid Jokes More Kool Aid Jokes

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Anti Jokes More Anti Jokes

What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.