Std Jokes

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

What was the first thing Abraham Lincoln told his friends when they asked him how he got an STD?

Four whore and seven beers ago....

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What's in an STD salad?

Green pees

What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

What STD does a hip black man get?

Kool-AIDs

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies.

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

What STD did Forrest Gump catch?

NSFW Jennytal Warts

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What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

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Whats eazy e's favourite drink?

Kool aids

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

Pregnancy Jokes More Pregnancy Jokes

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

What is the worst animal std?

Gatoraids

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.