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What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Why were Mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Kool Aid Jokes More Kool Aid Jokes

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Whats eazy e's favourite drink?

Kool aids