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Std Jokes

What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

Kool Aid Jokes More Kool Aid Jokes

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

4 Way Jokes More 4 Way Jokes

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

Blonde Woman Jokes More Blonde Woman Jokes

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight