Std Jokes

What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

4 Way Jokes More 4 Way Jokes

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.