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What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.