What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.