What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.