What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

What is a German's favorite Pokemon?

NEINtales

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What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.