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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

What did the fisher say to the fishkin?

Catch you later

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.