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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!