He was caught counting carbs.
With debate.
He's ben affleckted.
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
In a casino, you really mean it.
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
He was caught playing with his broomstick.
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
