Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.