Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.