Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

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Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.