Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.