Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
Because there's too many cheetahs!
Walk in with $2 Million.
Her gambling habit.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Because they hate Tibet.
They love to gambol.
They Havana no money to spend.
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
Tibet.
Pair-a-dice.
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
In a casino, you really mean it.
Too many cheetahs
Because they don't like Tibet
Play the change machines.
To play the slop machine!
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
He was caught counting carbs.
Because he had a crack addiction.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
Nah. I'ma stay.
Porker.
Painless Porker.
Won ton
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
Is-Lamb!
Its Lamb
Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
Cubic!
Cuba
With relish.
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
