Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
Because there's too many cheetahs!
Walk in with $2 Million.
Her gambling habit.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Because they hate Tibet.
They love to gambol.
They Havana no money to spend.
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
Tibet.
Pair-a-dice.
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
In a casino, you really mean it.
Too many cheetahs
Because they don't like Tibet
Play the change machines.
To play the slop machine!
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
He was caught counting carbs.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!
First post) Ace of spays
Liquor in the front poker in the back.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
Because ladies go in first.
A good start.
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.
Thanks for all the sediment.
Because secant tan
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Church
Nelson Candela
He was Koalified
He never delivered.
