Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
Because there's too many cheetahs!
Walk in with $2 Million.
Her gambling habit.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Because they hate Tibet.
They love to gambol.
They Havana no money to spend.
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
Tibet.
Pair-a-dice.
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
In a casino, you really mean it.
Too many cheetahs
Because they don't like Tibet
Play the change machines.
To play the slop machine!
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
He was caught counting carbs.
Because everyone knows they give good *head*.
A man.
Would you like fries with that?
Would you like a copy of the big issue
He didn't want to play second fidel
Cuba
Because of his hex appeal.
The Canadian says "That was my wife."
Painless Porker.
Porker.
Cause they lack the towers.
Steaks.
I'm not coming into work today
No Jobs
Phil Ming
Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food
