What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws.

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Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...