What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws.

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What does a plankton name its dog?

Phyto.

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!