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What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!