What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.