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What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!