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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus!

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Wrap Music Jokes More Wrap Music Jokes

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music