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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

Wrap Music Jokes More Wrap Music Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!