What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!