What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

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Because it'd Krampus style.

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What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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Wrap music

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Wrap music