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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Wrap Music Jokes More Wrap Music Jokes

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music