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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Wrap Music Jokes More Wrap Music Jokes

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!