Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.