Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room

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What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla