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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar?

SNIKTERS

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.