Wolverine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar?

SNIKTERS

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Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Bruce Jenner Jokes More Bruce Jenner Jokes

Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Mishap Jokes More Mishap Jokes

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.