Sir" from a distance.
They're both X-Men.
Because of his retractable clause.
That's a huge axe man!
They are both X-Men
Someone else goes home with their Jeans.
SNIKTERS
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Storms off w/ his son, Kegger
A Thundeer
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
He had a lot of aspirations.
I can't, I'm not a conductor.".
Family practice
One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
Bruce Jenner
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
An extractor fan!
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
A stinkasaurus!
Just a phew!
