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What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar?

SNIKTERS

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!