That's a huge axe man!
You get mourning wood
Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
They storm the baaaastille.
Someone else goes home with their Jeans.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.