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What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What's a nice guys favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.