What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.