Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine