Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

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What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine