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Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

What' the bare minimum?

One bear

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.