Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!