Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.