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Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer?

A bucket.

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!