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Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.