How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Previous Random Joke Next
Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

Bear Minimum Jokes More Bear Minimum Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum