How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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What's a light bulb

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum