How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

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How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Facilities problem.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum