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What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How fast can a bear run?

As fast as it can bear.

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.