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How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.