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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

How soft is Bill Gate's pillow?

Microsoft.