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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9