Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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What kind of stupid phone you got there?

Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.