Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A