Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."