Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

7 8 9 Jokes More 7 8 9 Jokes

What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.