How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.