How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!