How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!