What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.