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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!