What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

Alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

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What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!