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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!