What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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Insure ants?

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How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.

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Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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Meowch!

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!