What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.