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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Grandmother Jokes More Grandmother Jokes

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

Sore Tooth Jokes More Sore Tooth Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.