What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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At a whale weigh station

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They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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He just couldn't resistor.......

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.