Grandmother Jokes

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

What do you call Winnie the Pooh's grandmother?

Poohnanni

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

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What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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Where do you find red eyed rodents?

Hamsterdam!

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.