Grandmother Jokes

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

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Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

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What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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What did the Asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

Inheritance Jokes More Inheritance Jokes

Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Nana Jokes More Nana Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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What's your grandma's favourite social media?

Instagran

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran