Grandmother Jokes

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

What do you call Winnie the Pooh's grandmother?

Poohnanni

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What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning.

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What do you call a group of euphorics?

A fedoration.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

What's your grandma's favourite social media?

Instagran

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What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.