Grandmother Jokes

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

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Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

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What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

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How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

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How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

What's your grandma's favourite social media?

Instagran

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What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

What do you call Winnie The Pooh's grandmother?

Poohnanni

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns