Grandmother Jokes

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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Instagran Jokes More Instagran Jokes

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

What's your grandma's favourite social media?

Instagran

Knit Jokes More Knit Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What's a pirates favorite thing to knit?

Scaaaaaarrves

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

Nana Jokes More Nana Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.