The Earth's crust is on the outside.
They have bear feet
He had a hole in one.
They get a hole in one!
He got a hole in one.
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
Your wife.
The sock under my bed.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Because she grew another foot.
Garden hose.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Because he got a hole in one!
In case he got a hole in one.
One holds photos The other holds five
In case he gets a hole in one.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.
The one that's left.
Squishes out of the room*
Gee, you knit
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Eso si que es.
The guy with the bulge in his sock...
In case they get a hole in one!
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Hell-if-I-know
His mom was in a jam.
Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!
Chihuehue
Whats the color of the sky... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.
Jawea
Sock-a-gawea.
The complaint department at a parachute packing company.
R/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!
He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
They always have a big bill!
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
A tourist.
