The Earth's crust is on the outside.
They have bear feet
He had a hole in one.
They get a hole in one!
He got a hole in one.
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
Your wife.
The sock under my bed.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Because she grew another foot.
Garden hose.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Because he got a hole in one!
In case he got a hole in one.
One holds photos The other holds five
In case he gets a hole in one.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.
The one that's left.
Squishes out of the room*
Gee, you knit
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Eso si que es.
The guy with the bulge in his sock...
In case they get a hole in one!
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Because he sleeps on a waterbed!
Chapped lips
On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
Nails in their hands and feet
A polo bear!
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
Who knows? Who cares?
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
