The Earth's crust is on the outside.
They have bear feet
He had a hole in one.
They get a hole in one!
He got a hole in one.
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
Your wife.
The sock under my bed.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Because she grew another foot.
Garden hose.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Because he got a hole in one!
In case he got a hole in one.
One holds photos The other holds five
In case he gets a hole in one.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.
The one that's left.
Gee, you knit
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Eso si que es.
In case they get a hole in one!
Reptile - disfunction
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
Because Boston has all the cups!
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
Elephino
A pip squeak.
Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP
Because Chernobyl fall-out.
Pasta la vista, baby.
The baby, because he's a little Bigger.
Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
You don't - they're born that way.
Bare Grylls
