The Earth's crust is on the outside.
They have bear feet
He had a hole in one.
They get a hole in one!
He got a hole in one.
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
Your wife.
The sock under my bed.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Because she grew another foot.
Garden hose.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Because he got a hole in one!
In case he got a hole in one.
One holds photos The other holds five
In case he gets a hole in one.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.
The one that's left.
Squishes out of the room*
Gee, you knit
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Eso si que es.
The guy with the bulge in his sock...
In case they get a hole in one!
Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
It's meteor.
He has a reptile dysfunction.
Whats the color of the sky... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.
An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey
He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
It's Cul de sac!
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words
Jawea
Sock-a-gawea.
She was trying to get ahead!
They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.
