They have bear feet
He had a hole in one.
They get a hole in one!
He got a hole in one.
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
Because she grew another foot.
Garden hose.
Because he got a hole in one!
In case he got a hole in one.
One holds photos The other holds five
In case he gets a hole in one.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.
The one that's left.
Gee, you knit
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Eso si que es.
In case they get a hole in one!
Cannibals.
Toot and Car Man.
You better C or you'll B
Rue Dolph
The Library
Reruns
A coconut!
An elephant disguised as a banana!
They'll tell you
So they know where to stop shaving.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
Not today.
From the supermeerkat
Because he only had Forints!
In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha
Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.