The Earth's crust is on the outside.
They have bear feet
He had a hole in one.
They get a hole in one!
He got a hole in one.
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
Your wife.
The sock under my bed.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Because she grew another foot.
Garden hose.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Because he got a hole in one!
In case he got a hole in one.
One holds photos The other holds five
In case he gets a hole in one.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.
The one that's left.
Squishes out of the room*
Gee, you knit
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Eso si que es.
The guy with the bulge in his sock...
In case they get a hole in one!
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
Bean working very hard today!
Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.
Because I ran over it with my car.
Thanks for the mammaries!
It was having a mid-life crisis.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.
Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'
Who knows, there is no tax record of it.
