The Earth's crust is on the outside.
They have bear feet
He had a hole in one.
They get a hole in one!
He got a hole in one.
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
Your wife.
The sock under my bed.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Because she grew another foot.
Garden hose.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Because he got a hole in one!
In case he got a hole in one.
One holds photos The other holds five
In case he gets a hole in one.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.
The one that's left.
Gee, you knit
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Eso si que es.
In case they get a hole in one!
An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
A 2nd born.
Clark your car in the garage!
Jawea
It's After Earth Day.
Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
Because he is PM not AM
She opens the car door.
A widow
He knows a lot about black holes
