The Earth's crust is on the outside.
They have bear feet
He had a hole in one.
They get a hole in one!
He got a hole in one.
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
Your wife.
The sock under my bed.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Because she grew another foot.
Garden hose.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Because he got a hole in one!
In case he got a hole in one.
One holds photos The other holds five
In case he gets a hole in one.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.
The one that's left.
Squishes out of the room*
Gee, you knit
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Eso si que es.
The guy with the bulge in his sock...
In case they get a hole in one!
Jesus: *winks at camera*
A BiPolaroid
To render the building on the other side!
Ghetto Blaster
Because everyone there is ahtistic.
Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?
Au-burn
Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
A disobedient slave.
He made a booo-ty call
Jawea
Sock-a-gawea.
With his Shtick.
Pulled pork.
They always turn out to be sub par.
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
