What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

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What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded?

Reptile disfunction..