What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction