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What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.