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What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, political idealists can't change anything.

How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction