What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

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Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What color is ice?

Hielo.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.