Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

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What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters