Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.
Because it was 2 turnt up
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
Because they are always in duh skies
They had a reptile dysfunction.
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.
Five more years of Cameron
The harder you hit them the more English you get.