Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

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What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

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What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one