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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

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What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.