What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

Ereptile Dysfunction Jokes More Ereptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a broken lizard?

Ereptile dysfunction

What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.