Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity