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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did one doctor say to the other doctor?

We're both doctors

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity