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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

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Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

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What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.