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Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.