Because it ran out of cluck!
A bird that lays down!
To get to the other slide!
It's stale, mate.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.
Islamophobia.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Souperb.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
Coo clucks clan
