Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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We were bound to get together...

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Because it runs in your genes!

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Because you ran when it's past tents.

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Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck!