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Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the principal's office?

Because he had fowl languange.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan