Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.