The rooster clucks defiance.
The variables aren't necessarily related.
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
He got clucky.
A rooster!
They lie still.
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
A chicken stepping on a landmine.