What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.