The rooster clucks defiance.
One mucks around in fountains.
The url.
The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.
A rooster!
When he has sufficient grounds
Because they both "practice" their professions.
A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
Because it ran out of cluck!