Who's there! Charles! Charles who?

Charles your luck on the lottery!

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

Who's there! Charles! Charles who?

Charles your luck on the lottery!

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.