What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

Who's there! Charles! Charles who?

Charles your luck on the lottery!