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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

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What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.