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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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Who's there! Charles! Charles who?

Charles your luck on the lottery!

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.