Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Cyclist Jokes More Cyclist Jokes

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.