Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Previous Random Joke Next

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Cyclist Jokes More Cyclist Jokes

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired