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Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

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How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired