Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.