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Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

Cyclist Jokes More Cyclist Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.