Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!