Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

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What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.