Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

Who's there! Bronte! Bronte who?

Bronte of the blow!

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What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.