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Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.