Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!