Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!