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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What will it be for you, my friend?

The vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.