Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None