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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.