Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.