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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.