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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground