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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.