Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.