Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.