Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.