Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

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Why did the hipster burn its tongue?

Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft