Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

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Why did the hipster burn its tongue?

Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

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Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.