Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
A tongue
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Double double doubles
Tsarbucks.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
The Search Bar.
