Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.