Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica