Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop