Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
Steven Hawking
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
I feel positively charged!
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Tea. It's an ant tea joke.
