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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What do martial artist love to drink?

WATAAA