What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil