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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.