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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.