Would you pull that crap with a net?
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
Metamucil
He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.
Carpet bombing.
Undy-terd.
A dire rhetoric.
Shiitake mushrooms.
They are both full of crap.
9 Months.
Civic doody.
It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.
Rectoplasm.
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
A farte
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
Because he needed a crap.
Because it goes right out of your head.
My couch pulls out.
She puts in in the microwave.
Microwaves!
Flush the toilet.
Urine
Grow old!
In meowers
I guess you aren't up to par
Par**ty.
NASCAR
Mace.
Pro-bono
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
He held up a pair of pants!
Incase he gets a hole in one