Would you pull that crap with a net?
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
Metamucil
He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.
Carpet bombing.
Undy-terd.
A dire rhetoric.
Shiitake mushrooms.
They are both full of crap.
9 Months.
Civic doody.
It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.
Rectoplasm.
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
A farte
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
Because he needed a crap.
Freedom of speech
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
They both don't like wires
The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "
Because he reached terminal velocity.
I guess you aren't up to par
Mine is a skittle.
Because the p is silent.
It wanted to get to the other site!
They don't like to get too close to the net!
It's always prepared.
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.
Juan nail at a time.
