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How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie