How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.