How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

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What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie