9 Month Jokes

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

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How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.