9 Month Jokes

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

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How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

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What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

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How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

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