What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Annette Jokes More Annette Jokes

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Tennis Court Jokes More Tennis Court Jokes

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.