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What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

A priustoric!

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard