What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

A priustoric!

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.