What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

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Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

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Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.