Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.