Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

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What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed!

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How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.