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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?

Tsar Wars

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

Infinite Warfare Jokes More Infinite Warfare Jokes

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.