Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed!

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

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What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.