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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Who wants gold?

Amuse me first...hahaha

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

Infinite Warfare Jokes More Infinite Warfare Jokes

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.