Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.