Cod Jokes

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed!

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

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Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

Bronco-saurus!

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.